Beli aer 1200 Liter 175 ribu, mati sejak Jumat dimarin, ini lagi proses memindahkan air dari tandon penjual ke tandon saya. Anda butuh air bersih? hubungi Basri Depan Rumah Sakit Anshari Saleh Jl. Hasan Basri Banjarmasin 085349527439, fast respon permisa. #airmati #nice #pdambandarmasih_masuksurga_brataan

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Ngaji bareng ustadz

Jamaah : Tanya tadz, hukumnya menikah dengan 
teman sekantor itu bagaimana..?
Ustadz  : Islam memang membolehkan nikah lebih dari 1,
tapi yo ora njur sekantor mbok rabi kabeh, opo kowe ora 
bingung yen golek  jamune...?

Jamaah : Lha kalau nikah sama anak yang masih kuliah 
pripun tadz...? 
Ustadz  : Boleh, tapi kalo bisa nikahnya pas sudah pulang 
kuliah wae, jangan pas di kampus lagi kuliah, ben gak 
ngganggu dosen karo mahasiswa liyane...

Jamaah : Sekarang kalo adzan nggak boleh muni 
banter-banter ya, tadz..?? 
Ustadz  : Gak cuman saiki, wiwit biyen gak oleh muni 
banter banter, adzan ki yo takbir munine Allahu Akbar x4 lan 
sak teruse, ora gembar-gembor muni "banter banter", 
ditapuki wong sak kampung kowe ngko..

Jamaah : Terus hukume ndongakne wong mati, pripun tadz?
Ustadz  : Jelas ra oleh... Sing bener ki ndongakne wong 
dowo umure, lancar rizkine seger kewarasan utowo tetep iman 
lan taqwa ne... Ojo malah di dongakke mati.. Ngerti wonge 
di tapuki kowe...  Lha kae kang paimin, kono neng ngarepane
ndang dongakke mati... Nek ora di pisuhi ngko..!!!! 

Jamaah : Hukume salaman bar sholat pripun tadz?? 
Ustadz  : Yo ora popo, wong bar sholat... Bar sholat ki arep 
nguyuh, ngising yo oleh, sing gak oleh bar sholat terus 
ijol sandal..... koyo kelakuanmu nek jum'atan.. 

Jamaah : Lha nek sholat sarungan pripun tadz??? 
Ustadz  : Batal, wong sholat kok sarungan.. sing bener ki s
arungan dhisik lagi sholat.... 
Mulane kowe nek sarungan sing kenceng, ben gak mlorot 
pas sholat disabuki, opo taleni rafia..!!! ojo koyo cah TK...!!! 
 
Jamaah : Aku takon kok sirahku malah tambah ngelu tadz??? 
Ustadz  : 😀

#justwritesomething

Time to make a bed again. #justwritesomething

Suggest edit saya untuk perbaikan alamat map Kanwil DJP Kalselteng menjadi JL. Lambung Mangkurat dari sebelumnya JL. RE Marthadinata (Karikpa) dan status permanently closed Kanwil DJP Kalimantan Selatan dan Tengah (seharusnya alamat eks. Karikpa) di accept. #nice #google_map #google #google_local_guide

Awal tahun yang optimis, Januari ini pertumbuhan penerimaan pajak nasional tumbuh 25,10% dengan data SPMKP masih 0. Pertumbuhan ini akan terkoreksi minus jika data SPMKP masuk. Namun jika dilihat dari penerimaan bruto sebesar 83 trilyun, Januari ini tetap lebih tinggi dibanding 2 tahun yang lalu yakni sebesar 72 dan 79 trilyun. Optimisme ini tidak selaras dengan penerimaan Kanwil yang walaupun tumbuh sebesar 1%, namun tanpa SPMKP. Jika jumlah SPMKP sama seperti tahun lalu maka dapat dipastikan Januari ini pertumbuhan Kanwil negatif. #ngupdate_ranking_kanwil #kantor #nice #fyuuh

Subuh di amd. #amd

Sourcecode suratmasuk kini dibuka untuk umum, clone is available via https://bitbucket.org/loubatt/aplikasi_suratmasuk_development #suratmasuk

Daripada menghapus, trus ngeset ulang origin, lebih baik langsung dengan :

git remote set-url origin git://new.url.here

#git

Sarapan nasi kuning dulu. #menaskun_rahmat

Nginstall mongochef 4.5.5 #mongochef

Coldplay – Gold in Them Hills
(with Ron Sexsmith)


I know it doesn't seem that way
But maybe it's the perfect day
Even though the bills are piling
Maybe Lady Luck ain't smiling

But if we'd only open our eyes
We'd see the blessings in disguise
That all the rain clouds are fountains
Though our troubles seem like mountains

There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So don't lose heart
Give the day a chance to start

Every now and then life says
Where do you think you're going so fast
We're apt to think it cruel but sometimes
It's a case of cruel to be kind

And if we'd get up off our knees
Well then we'd see the forest for the trees
And we'd see the new sun rising
Over the hills and horizon

There's gold in them hills
There's gold in them hills
So don't lose faith
Give the world a chance to say...

A word or two, my friend
There's no telling how the day might end
And we'll never know until we see
That there's gold in them hills

There's gold in them hills
So don't lose heart
Give the day a chance to start

There's gold in them hills...
There's gold in them hills...

http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858574845/ #listen #lyrics #coldplay

A Sky Full Of Stars
Coldplay

'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I'm gonna give you my heart
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
'Cause you light up the path

I don't care, go on and tear me apart
I don't care if you do, ooh
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I saw you

'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I wanna die in your arms
'Cause you get lighter the more it gets dark
I'm gonna give you my heart

I don't care, go on and tear me apart
I don't care if you do, ooh
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I see you
I think I see you

'Cause you're a sky, you're a sky full of stars
Such a heavenly view
You're such a heavenly view

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/coldplay/askyfullofstars.html #listen #lyrics #coldplay

Materi khutbah jumat kali ini unik, hujan. Intinya hujan itu berkah, jangan menggerutu karenanya. #jumat

Query yang terekspose di http://sikka-djp

Monitoring Massa Ikatan Dinas
select 
   substr(kd_kantor,1,4) kd_kantor,count(1) total,
   sum(penempatan) penempatan, sum(tubel) tubel 
from spg_data_current a
   left join (select a.nip,sum(decode(status,'P',1,0)) penempatan,
   sum(decode(status,'TB',1,0)) tubel 
from spg_massa_ikatan_dinas a group by nip) b 
on a.nip=b.nip
where a.sts_pensiun='0'  and a.kd_kantor<>'1000000002'
group by substr(kd_kantor,1,4) order by kd_kantor

https://sikka-djp/kepegawaian/dss/dss_ikatan_dinas.php #kantor #tanyakenapa

Jumat pagi dengan soto cakhari. #soto_cakhari

Beli siomay langganan di dekat apotek al mukarramah. #siomay_samping_mukarramah

Refactor aplikasi suratmasuk hari ini sudah sampai menu pencarian (menu yang lain belum). Dari proses ini banyak hal-hal yang pada saat versi awal saya rasa pelik ternyata ada cara mudahnya, mungkin itulah sebabnya refactor kode itu diperlukan. Selain refactor kode, banyak efisiensi juga yang bisa dilakukan. #suratmasuk

Menaskun di rahmat. #menaskun_rahmat #alhamdulillah

Subuh di rawasari. #rawasari

Fakta mengerikan dari 14,8T adalah

14,8 T :
*  -7,26% dari target 2016
* 29,75% dari netto 2016
* 39,56% dari netto-ta 2016
* 17,60% dari usulan rencana

#rencana_penerimaan #kantor

Rawasari yang sore. #rawasari

Sudah diputuskan dengan KEP-15, target 240 sebesar 14,8T... huuuurraaay. Turun 7% dari tahun lalu, dan tanpa tax amnesty ditahun 2017. #rencana_penerimaan #kantor

Senin pagi yang rintik-rintik. #amd

Rintik-rintik di amd. #amd

Prognosa target yang sudah disampaikan ke PKP

18 Januari :  11.171.871.213.507
19 Januari :  12.128.212.493.239

** PKP minta ditumbuhkan diatas 10%

#kantor #rencana_penerimaan

Intranet sdh bisa lagi. #kantor

Intranet mati lagi. #kantor

Laptop sudah bisa diambil hari ini. #asus_service_center_gatot #a456u #alhamdulillah

BIBLE, QURAN & Sains Modern - ICMI http://www.icmi.or.id/pustaka/download/d333dd2265b529b/17 Hasil penelitian mumi Firaun oleh Dr. Maurice Bucaille yang kemudian mendapat hidayah menjadi seorang muslim lantas berganti nama menjadi Dr. Yahya Maurice Bucaille. #ebook #amazingpeople #dr_maurice_bucaille

Arif Fitriady minta dihapus ND-7/WPJ.29/BD.05/2017. Ane pikir nomer terakhir, ternyata nomer terakhirnya sudah 12 #suratmasuk

Makan soto sambil mengamati rankingkanwil, Mmm... penerimaan kanwil di grogoti pbk kirim sebesar 116M hari ini. Bandingkan dengan pbk 2016 yang sebesar 171M selama satu tahun. #tanyakenapa #soto_cakhari #kantor

If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out
by: Cat Stevens

Well, if you want to sing out, sing out
And if you want to be free, be free
'Cause there's a million things to be
You know that there are

And if you want to live high, live high
And if you want to live low, live low
'Cause there's a million ways to go
You know that there are

[Chorus:]
You can do what you want
The opportunity's on
And if you can find a new way
You can do it today
You can make it all true
And you can make it undo
you see ah ah ah
its easy ah ah ah
You only need to know

Well if you want to say yes, say yes
And if you want to say no, say no
'Cause there's a million ways to go
You know that there are

And if you want to be me, be me
And if you want to be you, be you
'Cause there's a million things to do
You know that there are

[Chorus]

Well, if you want to sing out, sing out
And if you want to be free, be free
'Cause there's a million things to be
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/catstevens/ifyouwanttosingoutsingout.html #listen #cat_stevens

#soto_cakhari #amang_jeri